Are you looking for holiday greetings with an interesting theme for an anniversary or just beautiful poems for a loved one - then you have come to the right place! Here are the most modern and funny birthday rhymes that you can give to a man or woman, brother or sister, mother, or work colleagues.

This page contains not only poems, but also cool holiday stories that will help decorate the bright holiday of Birthday. A slightly revised text with interesting game inserts in individual works will help you congratulate people close to you in a really interesting way, by giving warm words and presenting gifts not tritely, but with imagination.

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

(This comic congratulation is suitable for giving any gift to a woman)

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you are no longer fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! -
We came here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.

(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are placed, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift)

Gift #1.

Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

(with these words they present an empty plastic water bottle)

Gift No. 2.

Here's another hello:
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
You won't deny it though?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? -
You will hide your stash in it!

(with these words they present a cigarette pack - preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.

Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(with these words an empty beer can is presented)

Gift No. 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
It's money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.

(on Gift No. 6

And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior"... " -
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)

Gift No. 7

Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!

(with these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!

(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.

Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!

(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift No. 10.

And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!

(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)

Gift No. 11.

We're giving away a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?

(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)

Gift No. 12.

That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,
And look in the envelope!

(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)

funny scene for a birthday - presentation of comic gifts And now it’s time for all of us
Ring out a friendly “hurray”!

(all guests join in and honor the hero of the occasion many times)

[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to independently describe the gift in poetry]

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

The weather is beautiful outside,
It's your birthday, honey,
We want to congratulate you so much,
And give a gift, lovingly.

We tried so hard to please you,
We went around all the shops,
They shed blood, sweat and tears (jokingly)
But we bought a gift!

You rip off the packaging quickly,
We can't wait to find out already
After searching for quite a long time,
Will you like the gift?

You are a beautiful girl
Shy, honey.
They came to you with a gift,
Just like you, bright!

The gift is tied with a bow,
And what's in there? We won't tell!
You open it yourself
So that you could be surprised.

Believe me, we tried so hard
And they tried to please.
For this, meet us soon
And treat me to a delicious cake!

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Expensive____________
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you, most importantly, health, more strength, patience, understanding in the family, so that your children do not upset you, and your grandchildren make you happy more often, and so that the crisis passes you by! And as a gift to you this ___________ to simplify your everyday worries and save time for your loved one!

“And we, and we, have a gift for you!”

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
To get up earlier than everyone else,
Set the alarm clock, damn...! (you can beep)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, what the hell!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

1. Happy Birthday,

We wish you all the best.
We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions
Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.
Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
There is no place for dust to fly (they give you a broom)

2. Here is the device “Just in case”,

In life he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It's not difficult to apply
We will include instructions (they give you an enema).
Use it every day
And your migraine will go away,
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.
In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
For extensive angina
You can gargle
When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes.
And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?
And now through life boldly
The two of you will go with her.

3. Regarding the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.
Put it on quickly -
Make men laugh.
It's not that hard to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift).

4. And the boots are from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
You carry them all winter
And you won’t get frostbite on your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers)
You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg.
Klavka Slate itself
I would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties
It will be hot like the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.
There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless.
We wish you a happy birthday.

"Country treats"

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (they give you a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don’t rely on potatoes, open the olives as soon as possible (they give olives)

6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Place a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats as a gift)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (meatballs are given as a gift)

10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (fruits are given)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, you need to have it in the house (they give you tomato paste)

"Women things"

1. He will openly show you the beauty of your face and body - and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (they give you a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! (they give hairpins)

3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (they give nail scissors)

4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers as a gift)

5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (give them wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetic sins (they give cotton swabs)

9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (headband)

Perhaps you are planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! (give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! (give a banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! (give a mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! (they give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give you a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!

First model: “Champion” sports cap (Children’s cap with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.

Second model: “Dive” swimming cap (Rubber swimming cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.

Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (Made from a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.

Fourth model: hat for the work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on the hat on four sides.)
You need to have a hat like this
To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
(Option for the teacher. To prevent the student from cheating,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: miracle hat “Whether in the garden or in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!

Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat –
Not a hat, but a legend!

Seventh model: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted Panama hat in khaki color)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!

Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: an invisible hat (a large hat that slides over the eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,
And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

We congratulate you on your anniversary today and wish you good health!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll let you chew... (GARLIC)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your home!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
You tell me, well, we’ll curl it up.. (CURLERS)

We wish you happiness in a big house, so that rubles jingle in your pocket!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give it, take it... (A KOPEYK)

At work, so that (name) never swears, and keep her mouth shut!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to shut up, guess for yourself what we want!
You pour it, you pour it,
What do we need, what do we need -
Well, we, well, we’ll shut up.

“How did we decide what to give!?”

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

First:
Grandmothers told us yesterday
As if they had heard
Why is it your anniversary here?
So we came quickly.

Second:
We couldn't decide for a long time
What to buy you as a gift.
The list is long,
And then the two of us decided.

First:
You don't need a steamer
Crossed out because.
We put a cross on the locomotive:
Takes up a lot of space.

Second:
Your tank will not go into the garage,
The plane won't fit there.
The farm doesn't need a rocket,
We didn't take her for this.

First:
Kamaz big - rejected
We removed the tractor from the list,
The submarine... will pollute the lake,
Helicopter, where will it land!?

Second:
You can donate a car
But it's hard to please.
Giving a bicycle is no longer respectable,
And the scooter is quite a shame.

First:
It turns out that transport is a complete bummer,
Let's focus on something else.
The robbers will take off the diamond necklace,
A wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

Second:
You could buy a bag for groceries,
But they figured out in their minds the composition of the whole family,
And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase,
And this bag is not at all for ladies.

First:
We have reached a dead end with this problem,
Finding yourself in a difficult dilemma:
We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same,
And a small gift does not fit the dream.

Second:
It suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need,
You will cook dinner for everyone,
Everyone will eat and immediately praise you...
In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (they give a rolling pin)

"Beads made from pasta."

We can't on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.

But don't think we're not paying attention,
You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just a wonderful day for us
All that remains is to love you.

Even though we can’t do it on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some things.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
A sea of ​​happiness, health, love,
And we'll give you a necklace,
And we will put it on your shoulders.

You protect him from moths and frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself,
And there is no need for huge expenses.

If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Bottle with nipple.

(to pin the pacifier we put it on the pin)

Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, the glasses are poured,
Maybe the October holiday?

Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year?
Or did Mai come here?
Celebrating a birthday
Ours is... half a hundred and five

There is a newborn among us,
We will all congratulate her.
But, and she should drink from a glass,
In theory, it’s not possible!

We will give this pacifier as a gift.
Let him suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!

Let him grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If only she were healthy
And the rest will come!

"Fruit cocktail".

(For this unusual congratulation you need to: lay out the ingredients on a tray....., as well as a large glass into which we throw everything...., then when the champagne has been filled with a large ladle, it is handed out to the women in wine glasses)

Women themselves are like a basket of fruits.
Take, for example, the beautiful ________
Lips are raspberry, like peach-lanita...
Sweet, fresh, tender _______!

I'll brag to you: ______'s breasts
Like delicious ripe melons,
Lady fingers... It's a secret!
A woman is, in general, a walking dessert!
The language of fruits - little known
And sometimes they don’t understand
That, having tasted the delicious fruit,
Seduction will come.
Today we are for _______
Prepared a cocktail
To make _________ more beautiful
And as beautiful as a model!

They put a lot of fruits
So that after tasting this dessert
Our _________ shone,
And she was the most beautiful of all!

Here's a piece of apple, here's a piece of pear
There will be humor and coquetry,
If you eat these fruits!

Here's a sweet banana
Ripe, groovy,
If you want to be happy
Take it with you.

Ripe, juicy orange -
Fruits contain the first vitamin.
To always be healthy
Eat slices without shame.

So that in life _____________
Peace and harmony ball
We put grapes in the cocktail!

To make life more glamorous and beautiful
Let's add champagne to our fruit! (pouring a cocktail)

Looking for a funny birthday gift for a man? Do you want to surprise the birthday boy and make the holiday unforgettable? In the article you will find not only amazing ideas, but also practical advice on choosing. After all, the best present is the one that makes him laugh! Brighten your day with our selection of surprises for any occasion. Don't be afraid to take risks! And you are guaranteed a burst of mischievous laughter. Just make sure it's not the only thing you're giving. Since their purpose is only to cause bewilderment and make people laugh.

Test for a sense of humor - or who should not give a comb for bald people

Funny gifts for men can be divided into two categories:

• for those who know how to laugh at themselves;
• for those who simply love to be the center of attention.

How to determine which category the birthday person belongs to? Answer 6 simple questions:

1. Does a man like to organize anything (birthday, graduation party, gathering of friends, etc.)?
2. Is he suitable for the role of toastmaster?
3. Is his mood mostly cheerful and carefree, and does he react to failures with humor?

If the answer to 2 or 3 questions is yes, you can give the man a fun birthday gift. He will be able to laugh at his shortcomings. And he will also appreciate frank banter and black humor, unlike the representative of the next category.

Can you say that:

1. Is a man often the center of attention in company?
2. Did you willingly recite poetry at school or perform at school parties?
3. Are you straightforward with others and say everything “to the point”?

2–3 “Yes” indicate a tendency to admire oneself. It is better not to give such a person something that will draw attention to his shortcomings. For example, a comb for bald people.

3 unusual options you've never heard of before

Option #1: stress reliever.

Remember that fun of popping bubbles on wrapping film? Why not give such a humorous birthday gift to a man? He will definitely appreciate the idea if he works in an office or often communicates with people on duty.

There are two ways to present a gift. The first is to buy an electronic gadget that simulates the bursting of bubbles. It also serves as a key ring.

And the second is to make a gift with your own hands. For example, place the film in a glass frame and stick the inscription “In case of stress, break the glass!” Or give it in a transparent package with the inscription “Stress reliever”.

Option number 2: golf for playing in the toilet.

Here's what you can give a man with a sense of humor for his birthday! Reading while sitting on the toilet has long been out of fashion. A new trend is playing golf.

There is no longer any need to worry whether photos from the party will end up on Instagram or VK! With these glasses, the hero of the occasion will always be able to maintain his anonymity.

Glasses "Censorship"

Where to buy funny gifts You can purchase unusual gifts on the Aliexpress and Amazon websites. There are tons of killer options out there for under $10. The only thing you have to remember is the delivery time. Usually it ranges from 2 weeks to 2 months.

5 ordinary things in an unusual design

Option #1: flask.

What's unusual here, you ask? The answer is simple - funny packaging. Place a flask filled with whiskey, rum or cognac in a box labeled “The Secret of Happiness.” Or in a package that imitates a secret book.

Option #2: T-shirt.

Cool prints are the perfect birthday gift for a man who likes to stand out. This year's trend is 3D images. Here is a selection of pictures that the birthday boy will 100% appreciate.

Option #3: socks.

Is this a funny gift for a man? Yes, yes, exactly them! But only with the inscription: “If you are able to read this, bring me a beer!”

Bring a Beer Socks

Option No. 4: glasses with the inscription “Optimist/Pessimist” exactly in the middle.

Now it will be easier to decide whether the glass is half full or half empty! This gift can be bought for a man with a subtle sense of humor.

Option #5: cup.

Images that appear only at high temperatures, funny inscriptions. And also a hit of this season - 3D cups, at the bottom of which there is a certain figure. For example, the open mouth of a shark, hippopotamus or... the middle finger!

TOP 3 cool DIY gifts

There are only a few days left before the holiday, but the surprise for your man is not yet ready? No problem! You can do it yourself. This will make it much more soulful.

Money soap - how to make a present in 5 minutes

Don't have time to look for an unusual birthday gift? Give money! But not in a banal envelope, but sealed in soap.

For this craft you will need:

• clear glycerin soap;
• drill;
• money with 1st bill.

The first step is to clean the soap from the packaging. Next, roll the money tightly into a narrow tube. Place them on the soap to mark the spot where you need to drill a hole.

Make a hole with a drill. Insert a rolled up bill into it. And seal the hole with glycerin crumbs formed during drilling.

How funny is it to give such a gift to a man? Pack the soap in clear plastic wrap to keep it clean. And attach a funny inscription on top. For example, “Soap with the smell of freshly laundered money”, “To clean your wallet” and so on.

Who can I give it to? Teenagers will appreciate such a gift. This unique adventure will evoke a lot of emotions.

Outdoor drink coasters

Do you have your own yard? A place where barbecue is grilled? Then your man just needs coasters for beer and other drinks.

To make an original gift for your husband with your own hands, you will need:

• can;
• a piece of fabric or self-adhesive film;
• 4-inch bolt, 2 washers and 2 nuts;
• sealant;
• nail and hammer for making a hole.

The jar needs to be cleared of the sticker and rinsed carefully, being careful of sharp edges. Cover the sides and neck with fabric or self-adhesive film. Punch a hole in the bottom and fix a long bolt there. Treat all connections with sealant and let it dry.

Edible poster you can make with your kids

Stick the birthday boy's favorite delicacies onto whatman paper, accompanying them with humorous inscriptions.

Some tips for decorating an edible gift:

1. Practice on a rough draft to understand how best to place items.
2. Stock up on a double portion of sweets, as children may make their own adjustments during the process.

2 ideas for your loved ones that will strengthen your relationship

A romantic evening by candlelight will become a little spicier with these ideas. So, a list of funny gifts for a man on his birthday:

• Beer bath bombs. Do you want to take a bath together, but your loved one is not eager? Intrigue him with an unusual new product! A successful continuation of the evening is guaranteed to you.
• 36 reasons why I love you. Label each card from the deck with one reason why you fell in love with your other half. Secure everything with a stapler or a spring and give it to your loved one. Among other things, it is also excellent therapy. Famous family psychotherapists use this technique in their practice.

Cards "Reasons for Love"

Gifts with a hint - 3 tips on how to get your husband to wash the floors and cook dinner

Domestic problems “ate” the feelings of many spouses. Therefore, it’s time to use options for funny gifts for men. After all, the best cure for endless blues is fun.

Tip #1. Does your husband spend little time with your children? Give him a T-shirt with rails on which kids can roll their trains. Dad will receive a back massage, and children will enjoy playing together.

Tip #2. Tired of standing near the stove all day? Present your husband an apron with a cool image. This could be a naked male torso with tattoos, an image of a gladiator. Most importantly, promise to continue this tempting game!

Tip #3. Does your back hurt from constant scrubbing? Buy microfiber slippers for wet cleaning for your loved one's birthday. Now all you have to do is rub the dirt in the kitchen with your foot!

We select a gift “according to interests” - 4 options that hit the target

When choosing humorous gifts for a friend, husband or relative, you need to remember their hobbies. Does the birthday boy like parties and clubs? With luminous suspenders, he will not get lost in any crowd.

Does your loved one often wear a towel around the house? Give him this item in the form of a Scottish kilt (men's skirt)! Let him feel like the main character of the movie “Braveheart”.

Is the hero of the occasion an avid skier? Then he will definitely appreciate a funny “bearded” riding mask. In it, your face will not be covered with frost, and the oncoming yeti will be accepted as “one of their own”!

Is snacking on the go a common thing? Then how about a portable Ziploc bag for a slice of pizza? General delight for the owner of the gift is guaranteed!

Advice Men love practical gifts. Therefore, for the best effect, a funny birthday present should be useful and functional.

Banter and dark humor - have you already felt Trump's kiss?

Looking for funny gifts for a man with a killer sense of humor? Then take a closer look at the following options.

#1: Donald Trump toilet paper. Agree, it’s nice when the president kisses your private parts!

No. 2: comb for bald men. Additionally, it may have a bald spot polishing function.

No. 3: temporary tattoos for those who are balding. Smileys on the Internet are a thing of the past. Show others your individuality in reality!

Buying a cool birthday gift for a man is not an easy task. After all, you have to deal with the male mentality and guess what most guys think is funny. The ideas given in this article will appeal to anyone with a sense of humor. So stop racking your brains! Choose any of the options and enjoy uncontrollable laughter.

1. An epic about choosing a gift “Boots”

We wondered, we didn't know
What should I give you?
You suggested the topic to us:
Like, I want it!

But which ones, we will clarify
We haven’t decided yet
And we went shopping.
This is what happened.

We chose kirzaks
For any weather:
Leather, color and heels
Looks pretty!
The leg is stable in them,
And the size is normal.
You can wear them for centuries
Don't hesitate!
But we thought a little:
We don't need it for centuries!
And we moved on
On the road in a straight line...

And we came across fishing
The store is small...
Among all the rubbish,
Oddly enough, boots!
And the shank is a sight for sore eyes -
Girls up to the waist.
The color is beautiful, emerald,
Rope inserted!
“We’re taking it away,” we said.
The shoes are just spot on!”

But we thought a little:
Doesn't fit under eyes!
Time moves towards five.
Where can we get boots?
To think about what we should do,
We went to have a bite to eat.

Cook from the oven
Gets grub from the cafe,
Gives us a big pie
And he holds a boot in his hand!

This is what they would take into the house -
His potholder let's call it!
Sewn like a boot
And it will last you for centuries!

Well, my friend will be ours
Day after day to cook porridge????

In general, everyone has reached a dead end
And they decided at that very moment:
Business requires intelligence!
Go to the store yourself!

Giftedboot-shaped envelope, it contains money for a gift.

You can give an electric boot. Then you can end like this:
Heated boot
Get it soon, my friend!

2. Comic gift "Weave by hundred"

(You need to prepare 2000 rubles in hundredth bills)

- The first hundred accept it free of charge.

- Second, that you kindly invited us,

- Sotka accept it as a budget replenishment,

- Sotka let's let you travel halfway around the world,

- Sotka- in a stash, in a distant pocket,

- Sotka - to go to a restaurant.

- Sotka- to increase utility tariffs.

- Sotka- protection from prices and excise taxes.

- Sotka We give it to please the guests.

And this one - in the morning to treat them.

- Sotka- for beer.

- Sotka- for vodka.

- Sotka- for a snack: bread and herring.

- Sotka on this,

- Sotka for that.

-Sotka take it to live like in the movies.

- Sotka- from us for good friendship.

- Sotka- a hint that you really need a drink.

- Sotka - for a glass.

- Sotka- for two.

Let it make at least a little noise in your head!

And yet remember: hundred friends

Much more valuable than a hundred rubles.

3. JOKIC GIFT IDEA “BOTTLE”

There are many interesting finds

On any of life's roads!

So, one day, walking through the forest
We found an interesting bottle!

The bottle was no good

But they washed it as best they could,
And we decided to make sure
What can bottles store?

First of all, we poured vodka,
She was kept there all day,
On the second we broke our stubbornness,
The bottle was drained to the bottom.

We stored the brine in a bottle,
But he couldn’t stand even a day!
We ran in the morning like crazy,
To quench your thirst with brine.

But one day, by accident of course,
I dropped the ruble into the bottle!
I spent a whole hour uselessly
But I couldn’t get it!

It dawned on us at that very moment!
We found this useful:
Checks, money, any currency
Better than a jar for storing bottles!

And today is your wonderful holiday,
The find that I saved,
We decided without any doubt
Give you our bottle!

Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.

For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..

Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to organize comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.

1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. Ozone content - 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."

You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:

“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”

(Author K. Cheregoshkina)

You can also give your beloved man ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:

“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.

- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

“Wear it with pleasure!”

3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.

Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What can I wish for you? teacher,

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

Gas pedal We give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police don't have to

Today, draw up a protocol here,

You should drink and drive...

Coca-Cola drink!

(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)

Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!

(Applause from the guests.)

Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give it away wheel,

Place it in the spare tire.

(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)

Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,

We give you this spare steering wheel.

(The steering wheel is handed over.)

After watching cool TV series about truckers,

We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)

Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

(Source: scenariev.net)

4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"

Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)

(Source: menshiy.ru)

5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift

We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

(Source: forum.in-ku.com)

(For information about donating a set of socks, see the link)

6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)

7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"

You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a dacha, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires - a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish - smaller in scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it one by one, if there are not many people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

Loves to take a steam bath!

There’s a broom and a beer…..

We really like the bathhouse!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And…..name…father. also with us

Everyone's muzzles are red,

I feel great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,

To make a toast

Well, have a drink and a snack!

4. Be the happiest person in the world

Always be among friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th anniversary!

5. We didn’t come here in vain,

Here are the gifts they brought,

Accept them quickly

Pour us a glass!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be,

Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)

7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.

Pour some foamy beer,

And a piece of soap.

To make it more fun! (give soap)

1. Please accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary,

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bathhouse quickly!

(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)

(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, it will also come in handyfrom this collection)

9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

(source: mastervo.ru)

10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up and warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, oh, oh, brothers, he's giving up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, hurry up and steam the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you've had too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.

Gift tip:

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.

Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole bunch of little things.

Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you

This pin made of steel (give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)

Very often we wonder what to give to a woman who has everything. I don’t want to bring another banal thing, which, most likely, will be safely lost on the mezzanine. If the birthday girl has a good sense of humor, then you can try to entertain her. Comic gifts for a woman’s birthday are an excellent alternative to practical gifts or an addition to them.

Trick gifts

Even women with a great sense of humor sometimes worry about their age. If your birthday girl is still young, but already likes to talk about her aging, give her an accessory that will allow her to try on the image of an old lady:

• Grandma’s scarf, so warm and dim. Let her try it on and understand how far she is from such an outfit. And then replace it with an expensive silk one, which will complement the fashionista’s image today.
• Memory tablets, of course, are not real. You need to find a suitable bottle, print it on a printer and stick a label, and replace the medicine with candy.
• Large glasses with thick frames, often worn by older people. And with these glasses you can present a bottle of good alcohol with glasses “so you can see how much to pour.”
• A cane that turns out to be a flask in disguise.

Such comic gifts can be accompanied by a wish for the birthday girl to forget about old age and enjoy her youth.

A middle-aged woman, on the contrary, needs to be reminded that she does not grow old, but blossoms and becomes “a berry again.” By the way, the well-known phrase about a berry can be well used as a gift. Present to the birthday girl:

• Berry liqueur. This can be done by hinting that the strength of the liqueur cannot be compared with the strength of friendship, and its bright color with the charm of the birthday girl.
• Decorative berry bush in a flowerpot, for example, raspberries or currants. Such a gift is not suitable for a superstitious woman, since there is an opinion that it is impossible to give land, and it is not easy to find. But it can grow in the house and delight the inhabitants of a big city with fresh berries.
• A T-shirt with the inscription “best berry” or a corresponding certificate. They can be made to order.
• Decoration, for example, a pendant in the shape of a berry.

TOP 10 funny gifts for a woman on her birthday

1. Grandma style gifts
2. Berry liqueur and pendant with berries
3. Home textiles with funny designs
4. Dishes with funny inscriptions
5. Scales or alarm clock
6. Toy car or “money bag”
7. Magazine with an article about the birthday girl
8. Dream Precursor Gift
9. Bubble wrap for stress
10. Royal congratulations

Funny useful gifts

If you want to give something necessary, but at the same time useful, you can decorate any functional item with a funny inscription:

• Scales. Many women watch their figure. If the birthday girl also controls her weight, but at the same time doesn’t mind joking about this topic, you can give her a good scale that determines the percentage of muscles and fat in the body, and decorate it with the inscription “Your figure is always perfect.”
• You can choose high-quality home textiles with funny pictures or inscriptions. These could be pads, potholders, an original apron or a towel. When choosing an inscription, you need to take into account the hobbies of the birthday girl. For example, a cat lover can be given a pillow in the shape of a cat.
• If the birthday girl likes to sleep and is often late because of this, give her a running alarm clock.
• A universal gift is dishes with funny inscriptions.

Any household item can be decorated with a funny picture or inscription. You can also come up with a funny scenario for presenting a gift.

Funny birthday jokes

If you know the birthday girl well, you can come up with a prank gift for her. Surely you know what she dreams of - here is the ready-made basis for a gift.

When choosing a comic gift, think about whether it might offend or upset the birthday girl.

If the birthday girl has been collecting money for a new car for a long time, give her a car. But not a real one, but a toy one. Such a gift can be played out in a funny way to amuse all the guests.

A woman who works hard to improve her financial situation can fry a bag of money. You need to take a nice bag and fill it with bills and coins. You can take real money, just very small ones, or souvenir money.

If a woman dreams of fame, give her a newspaper or magazine with an article about her. You can make such a gift yourself using Photoshop and a printer, or order it from professionals.

If the birthday girl often complains of stress and fatigue, give her a roll of bubble wrap. You can attach a symbolic “prescription from a doctor for a sedative” to it.

Congratulations for the Queen

All girls dream of being princesses, and all women dream of being queens. On her birthday, you can give the birthday girl a royal congratulation. You need to prepare for it in advance:

• make a large crown out of cardboard and foil;
• you can make a mantle from curtains and fur from a coat;
• come up with congratulatory words and assign roles - serve the mistress wine, carry a train behind her, etc.

A royal congratulation may reflect some of the character traits of the birthday girl. For example, if she is a known neat person, you can make a throne with mops and brushes, and decorate the robe with a washcloth instead of a collar. A cooking lover can be given a ladle instead of a scepter. If the birthday girl is interested in knitting, you can use balls of thread for decoration.

Almost every woman has an interesting feature that can become a topic for royal congratulations. The main thing is that the birthday girl herself does not consider it a disadvantage. In this case, congratulations may seem offensive.

Gifts for the future

If you know that the birthday girl is planning to buy something on the road, give her an item that complements her dream:

• if the birthday girl dreams of a fur coat, we give her a hanger for her future outfit;
• an inflatable ring will come in handy if she is going to a resort;
• The box will appeal to lovers of expensive jewelry;
• car fragrance will come in handy before buying a car;
• a roller if the birthday girl is planning renovations;
• a door mat if you plan to buy real estate.

When presenting such a gift, one must apologize that it was not possible to fulfill the dream, but she became a little closer with such a comic gift.

The main thing to remember when choosing a joke as a gift is that it should not be too harsh or ambiguous. The purpose of such a gift is to cheer up the birthday girl and lift her spirits.