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Ditties for the New Year of the Mouse in 2020 are very popular among young and middle-aged people. These easy-to-remember poems will make a close, pleasant company laugh. The special effect of ditties is produced by people dressed in funny costumes. Men dressed as women, and vice versa, singing comic ditties, make you laugh heartily.
Comic New Year's ditties They will help you relax, join the company, and for some, remember your youth. Funny ditties from your lips - and you are the life of any company!
New Year of the Pig
1. Oh, the guys grunted,
They sleep under the Christmas tree.
That's why they sit and get bored
The girls are on the sidelines.
2. The year of the pig is coming,
Look, don't let me down.
Give us lard and meat,
It will be just a fairy tale!
3. My husband got angry
Sticks to the neighbor.
Let her cook now
And he washes his socks.
4. It will be a pig year,
All the people rejoice.
Because he loves to eat
And of course lie down.
5. The year of pig is coming,
Someone will immediately go on a drinking binge.
Well, we don't drink, we eat,
Because we want to live!
New Year of the Dog
1. Don't bark at me
Dear wife,
I drank two liters
Celebrating the holiday.
2. I’m sitting at home on a chain,
I don't even go for walks.
I put on curlers,
I'm looking forward to the holiday.
3. The year of the dog is coming,
The red cat is dissatisfied.
After all, the owner will be a dog,
So the cat hung his nose.
4. In the year of the dog we wish
People shouldn't be a dog
To be alone
You didn't have to struggle.
5. A holiday is coming, New Year,
My bulldog is happy
I'll make some cold meat
Well, the bones are all his!
New Year's ditties about the Rooster and the Hen (for adults)
1. Girls go for a walk
Painted chickens,
They go looking for suitors
Little fools!
2. Mom, mom, let go
To dear Petrushka,
He's standing near the fence
Frostbitten ears.
3. Dad flooded the bathhouse,
He poured boiling water into the barrel,
Come take a steam bath
So as not to grow old!
4. Petya-Petya-Cockerel,
Oil head,
Let us sleep, darling,
Don't go crazy!
5. I'm in a hem for chickens
She brought some bread,
I looked at my knees
From behind the fence Glebushka!
6. My grandmother scolded me:
I went on a date...
He says: You Manya are a fool,
You are stupider than our chickens...
7. Cockerel, Cockerel,
Don't fly up into the air.
Darlings kiss there
The guy and the girl are young.
8. We cooked chicken soup,
We didn't forget to add salt.
The rooster saw it
And he ran at full speed!
9. Ryaba was sitting on the nest,
What a caring woman.
And the rooster walked around.
I cleaned my feathers and washed my paws.
10. It’s snowing outside.
Our cockerel is singing.
He's calling for the New Year
He sees the old one off.
11. New Year's time,
It's time for the chickens to sleep.
But the rooster doesn’t let them
Everyone is bawling and singing!
12. I’m visiting my beloved through the window
Threw a snowball
To go out onto the porch
Dear little friend!
13. We sang ditties for you
They started crowing
Because Happy New Year
Very puzzled!
Funny ditties for the New Year
I wore a dress on New Year's Day
The most decent
Even my darling told me
That I'm cute!
To the new year, to the new year
Borka is pestering me.
He says he loves me
Well, I'm the opposite.
Darling kissed me
In a field, near a hillock.
Even red with shame
It was becoming a Christmas tree.
New year, new year,
People are already drinking.
Yes, and I am not without sin,
I drank beer in the morning.
Thank you all for your attention,
It was fun with you
Let's say together: goodbye!
We will leave you now!
New Year's ditties for the Year of the Rooster(for adults part 1)
We will sing ditties for you
Children, cover your ears.
You didn't gather in vain,
Know that our peppers are red.
How a snowman was made
My friend and I are clever!
In a jacket, a cap and glasses,
And between the legs there is a carrot!
You were waiting for me at the viburnum,
On a snowdrift for two hours,
My mother didn't let me in -
Even go out to the porch.
I ordered it by mail
A boat made of rubber
And she came as a gift to me
Rubber Zina.
What should I give my darling?
I'm racking my brain...
Should I buy her a bra?
I don't know the size.
Nice gifts too
Valerka handed me:
Electrodes are not for welding,
Instead of fireworks!
Ditties for the New Year(for adults part 2)
Celebrate the New Year together -
It's romantic.
What will we do in the New Year -
It's indecent to tell you.
I bought gifts for everyone -
I haven't forgotten anyone.
Sweetness for children and old people.
Polka dot panties for men.
On New Year's Day, on New Year's Day
The boss is pestering me.
Your short report
In my big report of vanities.
I'm preparing in advance
For the New Year's Eve
Sexy lingerie
I wore it the same evening.
The doctors are all ready
On New Year's Eve
Shine with a bright light
Suppositories for hemorrhoids.
I put it in my bra,
To surprise my husband.
Well, he gives himself potatoes,
So as not to upset me.
New Year's ditties for adults(Part 3)
M already went to the party
A boyfriend will come to me...
Couldn't open my fly -
The whole New Year is down the drain.
We are Ural dumplings
We ate it only on New Year's Day.
We're so tired of them,
Those Ural dumplings.
New Year's lights,
Christmas trees, gifts...
Even sex on New Year's Eve
Very, very bright!
The long-awaited one is coming
Miracle holiday New Year,
Everybody's missing something
Someone is always waiting for happiness.
I'm waiting for Grandfather Frost -
Rich groom
He will give without question
I have a shaggy fur coat.
And my friend is Katya
A gift awaits boldly,
That they'll give her a car
For a couple of thousand euros.
I'm not afraid of the cold,
Let it be at least minus thirty-five!
Give me a glass of vodka to drink
And I will rock!
We are simple girls,
I'm no stranger to cold weather.
Let's quickly put on felt boots
And let's go for a walk in a crowd.
We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh, we're tired...
Well, our men
We've been drinking since morning.
Ditties by profession(professional)
Doctors for the New Year
No one gives rest:
Who is trying to give birth?
Who suffers from gastritis!
There are forty-eight in the military unit
The New Year is blowing loudly,
The commander became Santa Claus,
And Snegurka is a political officer.
Everyone is celebrating the New Year,
I'm turning the wheel
Can abandon his tractor
And have a drinking party?
On New Year's Day, students
Drunk people walking around
And the teacher is under the table
Checking notebooks...
Happy New Year to the Economist
You need to keep within “three hundred” -
I set the table economically:
Half a loaf and kefir.
New Year is my favorite holiday
For all the people
Only toastmaster again
It's sad for some reason...
The table was set on the counter,
The aprons were adjusted
So beloved New Year
The saleswomen did it!
Political ditties
It’s hard to work in the Duma,
Shopping at TSUM is much easier.
From a heavy butt, honestly,
The leather chair will crack.
Life in our country is stable,
Everything goes its own way:
Demographics are getting lower
And inflation is rising.
The bear doesn't understand bees,
When he puts his paw into honey,
So never full
He won't understand all the hungry people.
Very happy with the tariki,
The pension is growing!
Effective taxes
The state is ripping us off.
The crisis of the banking system
We, the people, don’t care.
There are potatoes in the garden,
This is where we will live.
Happy New Year to us
Prime Minister Medvedev hastened:
New Year gifts
I gave it to everyone in November.
We sang ditties for you,
We're tired and sweaty
We expect applause from you,
And of course compliments!
I want something original. Why not? Cool adult New Year's ditties with pepper will refresh the New Year's holiday in the company of adults.
Funny funny New Year's ditties for adults
Happy New Year! little ditties (adults)
Let the snow fall, let it be frosty
Reigns on the street.
Even if your nose stings -
There's no reason to frown!
If it rains on New Year's Day?
Are there puddles under your feet?
Everyone will go around the puddle
And he won’t frown!
Is the sun shining directly into your eye?
You can squint your eyes.
I give you all an order:
Don't frown on New Year's Day!
Place it on the table for New Year's Eve
Olivier and chicken.
Who will come to your holiday -
Exactly! Don't frown!
Happy New Year to you, friends!
Let your wishes come true!
I wish from the bottom of my heart
Don't frown for a whole year!
Single on New Year's Day
May you find a companion
So that there are no worries
And reasons to frown.
At least one is still alive
A smart worker.
Will find a husband this year
And... he won’t frown!!!
If your beloved husband is with you
Doesn't kiss often
Relationships are in trouble
And... you won't frown!!!
I wish I could celebrate the New Year,
Together the whole street!..
If there is a general round dance...
Who will frown?
Happy New Year! Happiness to everyone!
Let them be friends with each other!!!
I wish you to live without problems -
Never frown!!!
New Year's suffering... naughty New Year's ditties
Have fun until you drop
We are under the shadow of snowfall,
When it rains, we'll get angry,
And under the roof - we have fun.
On Christmas and New Year
All the people under the Christmas tree,
The fun will stop -
The trees will turn into sticks.
Merry ones, merry ones,
Chickens, geese and turkeys,
Vodka, fish, jellied meat
And pickled cucumber.
I gave it to my darling
On New Year's Day there are as many as two bottles,
She drank one
And he lies - no, no, no...
There are honey mushrooms on the table,
My husband collected them in the forest,
There are suckling piglets
The devil just ran away...
We will spread the caviar,
And we'll smear some champagne.
Walk the field, walk the grove,
I don’t have money - I’ll take it from my mother-in-law.
Dear mother-in-law,
How skinny are you?
All in work, all in struggle,
Is your pension not enough?
Well, I have my salaries
I’ll donate the Olympics to the Foundation,
This is the kind of Patriot I am,
Well, maybe an idiot?..
Everything is pleasing to the people,
Know comrade, friend and brother,
By the eighteenth year -
World Championship!
For us at a solemn moment
The President himself wished
To make us proud of the country,
And like rabbits, they multiplied.
Promised for the New Year,
That income will increase
He didn’t know, we are goners,
We are unemployed people.
Allowed to become rich
And the people are “always ready!”
And, as best he could, he forged gold,
Exactly Lenya Golubkov.
But look what a picture it is,
What a wonderful game:
Fat Pinocchio
Stripped naked...
People have been drinking for two weeks
On Old Year and New Year,
The whole country is walking in gulmi,
Takes a break from worries.
Have fun until you drop
We are under the shadow of snowfall,
When it rains, we'll get angry,
Even more - have fun!
New Year's ditties
(naughty and funny for adults only!)
There is a Christmas tree in the house.
Everything sparkles with lights.
And my darling sleeps under the tree,
Celebrates the New Year.
My dear for the New Year
I decided to confess my love.
Just confused me with my mother-in-law
He came to kiss her.
My husband went to a party.
Santa Claus dressed up.
Only in shorts and a hat
After the holiday he appeared.
On Christmas Day my wife returned.
I was cheerful.
You know, I fasted well,
She's doing well.
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Any holiday is always fun, and winter holidays are doubly fun. And what could be more playful than New Year's ditties for 2018? They will not only charge everyone with a great mood, but will also help leave all negative emotions behind in the past year.
We are soon entering the New Year 2018 - the year of the Yellow (Earth) Dog. And, of course, many people are wondering what ditties are suitable for this holiday? After all, I want to not only use this genre of folk art, but also mention the mistress of the year. Ditties can be for adults, children, funny and cheerful, and simply about the New Year. Their highlight is that they are suitable for any New Year's event: a children's party, a corporate party, a school party, or just with the family. You can perform ditties with any number of participants; there are more than enough of them for everyone. Let's look at the most interesting ditties for the New Year 2018, both for children and adults.
New Year's ditties for children
Children will undoubtedly enjoy the playful quatrains about the Christmas tree, forest animals, gifts, the Snowman, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. And, of course, to the mistress of the year, the Yellow Dog. Such ditties will amuse the kids and add a festive mood.
The children stood up in a round dance,
New Year is at the gates!
Hello Yellow Dog,
Santa Claus is coming soon!
We made a Snowman,
Decorated with a broom.
Now he is guarding our house
Under the Christmas tree!
The New Year has already arrived,
There was a knock on our window.
And fluffy winter
Got a lot of snow!
Let us have the Yellow Dog
Will bring good luck!
A big bag of gifts
Santa Claus will deliver to us!
What are you doing, Grandfather Frost,
Did you bring so much cold?
But we won't stand
Let's play in the snow!
Oh, funny little ditties,
How good!
Hey guys, don't yawn
Sing along from the heart!
Let the Dog in the New Year
Brings us good luck!
Lots of joy and happiness
And not a bit of bad weather!
From Frost and Snow Maiden
We are really looking forward to gifts!
Fun and friendly together
Let's celebrate the New Year!
Under the beautiful Christmas tree
The animals have gathered
From squirrels and bunnies,
To the bear cubs and foxes!
Let the Dog hurry quickly,
After all, her turn has come!
Well, we'll have some fun
Let's celebrate the New Year together!
New Year's ditties for adults
Adults like to have fun just as much as children; they enjoy laughing at their habits and making fun of each other. And for a festive feast, more than ever, funny ditties for the New Year 2018 will come in handy. For example, like this.
Let's drink and have fun
We're here until the morning!
Let's happily meet the Dog,
Let's shout “Hurray” together!
Although we are different people,
But always one family!
We are saying goodbye to the old year,
Let's be happy, friends!
We congratulate each other
We wish you happiness and joy!
Let's wish that on Saturday
Don't go to work for us!
We'll sing ditties
Let's drink and pour again!
Let's pour again and drink again,
And let's sing it again!
The Year of the Dog is coming soon,
It's time for her to come!
And so we will
Have fun until the morning!
Sing ditties until you drop
We'll be there all night long!
Well, who doesn’t sing along?
They don't serve that here!
We are waiting for gifts in the New Year,
Preferably in cash!
And for this we are ditties
Let's sing some decent ones!
On the table for the New Year -
Olivier and chicken.
Soon Santa Claus will come,
We won't frown!
An animal came running to us,
Very quick girlfriend!
What's her name, though?
This is the Yellow Dog!
A feast in the mountains, a cartload of gifts,
Christmas tree and Santa Claus,
A lot of snow at the gate -
This, brothers, is the New Year!
Cool New Year's ditties
Chatushki is a genre so multifaceted that there is a place for absolutely any topic in it. And since the New Year is a holiday of laughter and fun, no one will refuse to sing or just listen to funny ditties. What quatrains can you take note of?
Oh, you winter-winter,
The cold drove me crazy!
He's hoarse and I'm hoarse
Is it bird flu?
If the Yellow Dog
He knocks on the door again with his paw,
So, someone believes lies,
And don’t pour it for him!
It's frosty outside,
You're cold and I'm cold!
Calm down, friend, don't panic!
We have underpants!
The Dog came running to us,
She whined at the gate,
Yellow herself, however,
Is it really New Year?
We are celebrating the Year of the Dog
The whole friendly street!
There they eat, here they treat,
And over there they are kissing!
My husband dressed up as Santa Claus
And he went on a drinking binge.
And I came back home
He's wearing shorts and a T-shirt!
People walk on New Year's Day
At the multi-colored Christmas tree.
And the fun will stop -
The tree will turn into a stick!
The Christmas tree is lit with lights,
Sparkles with garlands,
And the husband lies under the Christmas tree,
He's celebrating the New Year!
If only we were younger
Young and playful
We would dance on the table,
Yes, they could climb the tree!
Listen, Grandfather Frost,
Where are you hanging around so much?
You're only on New Year's Day
You show up with grandma!
Nothing will diversify a festive feast more cheerfully than ditties for 2018 Year of the Dog 2018. And let these quatrains be adult, childish, funny, even vulgar - they are always kind and somewhere touching. This means that the New Year holidays will be fun!
Every person loves to celebrate the New Year holidays: with congratulations, toasts, competitions and songs. And to make the feast more fun, we offer you ditties for the New 2019 Year of the Yellow (Earth) Pig. And the people came up with a great variety of them!
In the coming year, the Yellow Pig will replace the mistress of this year, the Yellow Dog. And since pigs are cheerful and positive animals in themselves, it’s difficult to do without ditties during the New Year holidays. After all, this folklore genre is universal - perky quatrains are suitable for home competitions, and for various corporate events, and even for children's matinees. Moreover, you don’t have to worry about choosing ditties – there are so many of them that it won’t be difficult to find ones that suit every taste. And if you are sure to mention the mistress of the year in them, then, as a folk sign says, the year will be successful and favorable. We have selected the most interesting ditties for you.
Universal New Year's ditties
Such cheerful quatrains are suitable for any event, be it a feast with a small family circle or a celebration with a large cheerful company. These funny ditties for the 2019 New Year will not only lift your spirits, but also charge you with positivity for a long time.
Who's at our gates?
Will he be knocking soon?
It's the Year of the Pig is around the corner
He will come to visit us!
The Year of the Pig congratulates us,
Wishing you happiness and joy!
Sends cheerful greetings to us,
May they live for many years!
We will spend the New Year
With dancing and singing!
Pig sends his regards to us all
Let's meet her cheerfully!
Our noisy party
We welcome the Year of the Pig!
Tangerines with Olivier
Pig really likes it!
Give a damn to your enemies
I won't wish for you!
Let them cry a little
So that you don't screw around anymore!
May good luck come to your home
And finances are in our pocket!
And may all our tasks
The Pig mascot will decide!
Today we are the Year of the Pig
Have fun!
Soon Santa Claus will come,
How we hug!
There's a blizzard blowing outside,
It's snowing all around.
The Year of the Pig will come soon,
It will be fun!
Hello Yellow Pig,
We've been waiting for you!
Everyone gathered at the table -
The dog was seen off!
All the people rejoice:
The year of the pig is coming!
Pig, don't let me down!
Bring a lot of happiness!
Adult New Year's ditties
Not only children, but also adults love to have fun - they gladly take part in New Year's competitions and few of them will refuse to sing ditties for the New Year 2019. We offer you a selection of funny quatrains that are suitable for adults.
New Year's ditties
In the Year of the Pig we will sing!
Let's drink, friends, chekushka,
We live wonderfully!
The Year of the Pig will come soon,
Ears on top!
Pour it quickly, people!
Sing ditties!
We greet the pig with vodka,
We accept congratulations,
Well, Piggy for order
Wishes everyone prosperity!
Santa Claus is already at the gate,
He brings us the New Year!
We'll hug the guy
And we'll offer you some cognac!
Our Pig is good -
Noble soul!
We will celebrate the winter holiday,
And let's not be pigs!
Celebrate without worries
This pig's New Year!
Because it’s the year of the Pig!
We respect her!
Who's that New Year there?
Does he call you Hryundel as a joke?
It's fun that's how we are
We call it the Year of the Pig!
Let our glasses clink
Top up if it’s not enough!
And let the year of the Pig pass
No problems and no worries!
We wish everyone to be friends,
And don’t put the pig down!
And the friendly Boar
He will also become our friend!
Good-natured dear Boar!
You are a friend and a kind person!
Bring a basket of happiness,
Well, a little money!
Children's New Year's ditties
It’s always fun where there are children, because children are smiling and spontaneous people. These children's New Year's ditties for the 2019 Year of the Pig will help you spend any matinee easily and cheerfully. And the kids will be happy to sing such funny quatrains!
Dear Grandfather Frost,
Bring a load of gifts!
Soon Pig will come to us,
Let's stand together in a round dance!
Skis, roller skates, tablets –
All the kids love this!
May the Year of the Pig be bright
And we will receive a gift!
The time for miracles is coming
And fulfills wishes!
Well, Pig in the New Year
He will bring us gifts!
Hung on the Christmas tree
Balls, toys,
We kids have fun
Let's sing ditties!
We dressed up beautifully
The matinee is wonderful!
The Christmas tree lit up playfully,
There is no place for sadness here!
We are funny guys
Naughty preschoolers!
We welcome the Year of the Pig,
And we meet with ditties!
It's great that New Year
Comes to us every year!
And now Pig has come,
Brought us oranges!
We looked under the tree -
And we spotted the gifts!
Pig, it's Santa Claus
Did you bring us gifts?
We are waiting for sweets and firecrackers,
And also a carload of toys!
Soon, soon he will come,
The Year of the Pig is already at the gates!
We are seeing off the Dog,
Goodbye, dog!
And now we’re already meeting
Dear Pig!
In order for the New Year holidays to be fun, they must be diversified and supplemented with folk art. Ditties for the New Year of the Pig 2019 are perfect for this. Such a holiday will be remembered for a long time, and you will certainly want to repeat it!
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Lyrics of songs for the New Year's table. New Year's ditties for children and adults.
New Year is a holiday for the whole family, so you need to try not to get bored at the festive table and eat delicious dishes, but spend time usefully.
The holiday should be fun, so after a few glasses you can arrange Karaoke. To do this, you will have to learn or repeat the words of the most popular New Year's songs.
New Year's drinking songs: words
Often the songs that we sing at the table on New Year's Eve have nothing to do with the holiday and winter. These are everyone’s favorite works; few people remember the authors of the words and music. Here are a few of them:
And in our yard
Words: L. Oshanin, Music: A. Ostrovsky
And in our yard there is a girl alone,
She is inconspicuous among her noisy friends.
None of the guys notice her.
Chorus:
I look after her -
There's nothing in it
And I keep looking
I can’t take my eyes off...
I have a friend, I've known him since childhood
But I’m silent about her even with my best friend,
For some reason I remain silent even with my best friend.
Chorus.
I'm not afraid, guys, neither night nor day,
No cool fists, no water, no fire...
And with her, it’s as if they suddenly replace me.
Chorus.
Here again in the evening I am standing at the gate.
She walks past from the bakery with a bag...
I stand and remain silent, and the offense takes over!..
Chorus.
Or in the morning - she knocks her heels, -
Forgetting about everything, I watch from the window,
And I don’t know why I need it so much...
Chorus
And I love a married man
Words: N. Dorizo, Music: K. Molchanov
There are so many golden lights
On the streets of Saratov,
There are so many guys who are single,
And I love a married man.
Eh, he started a family early
Sad story.
I hide love from myself,
And even more so from him.
I want to run away from him
As soon as he appears,
What if all the things I’m silent about,
It will tell itself.
I shouldn't see him
I'm afraid he'll like me.
I can handle love alone
But we can't cope together.
Birch juice
Words: M. Matusovsky, Music: V. Basner
As soon as the snowdrop blooms on time,
As soon as the first thunderstorms approach,
Juice appears on the white trunks -
Now the birches are crying, now the birches are crying.How often, getting drunk in the middle of a clear day,
I wandered at random along the spring channels,
And the Motherland generously watered me
Birch sap, birch sap.Keeping treasured memories of everything,
We remember our dear hills and country roads,
We are performing a difficult service today
Far from Russia, far from Russia.Where are these fogs of our native land
And the branches of the birches that bend over the creek,
You and I should definitely go there
One day to return, one day to return.Open to us, Fatherland, your open spaces,
Open the treasured thickets inadvertently -
And just like before, they give me something to drink
Birch sap, birch sap!
Songs for the New Year with words
Many families celebrate the holiday with their children, so it’s impossible to do without funny New Year’s songs. The most popular are works from favorite cartoons and fairy tales.
Song of Santa Claus and Snow Maiden from the cartoon “Well, just wait!” Yu. Entin
Hare:
- Tell me, Snow Maiden,
Where were you?
Tell me, honey,
How are you?Wolf:
- I was running after you,
Father Frost.
I've spilled a lot
Bitter tears!Chorus:
- No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus, wait!Hare:
- You me, my dear,
Sorry
And your love for me
Save!Wolf:
- How can I not love you?
Dear Grandfather?!
How many winters have been spent
How many years!Chorus:
- Come on, come out and dance!
- No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus, wait!Hare:
- Waiting for my gifts
Guys!
And you will get it
From me!Wolf:
- Finally, they come true
All dreams.
My best gift -
It's you!Chorus:
- Come on, come out and dance!
- No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus,
No, Santa Claus, wait!
The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree
The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree,
She grew up in the forest
In winter and summer she was slim and green.The snowstorm sang a song to her:
“Sleep, Christmas tree, bye-bye!”
Frost covered with snow:
“Make sure you don’t freeze!”
Frost wrapped in snow
“Make sure you don’t freeze!”Cowardly bunny gray
Jumped under the Christmas tree.
Sometimes a wolf, an angry wolf, would run by at a trot.Chu! Snow in the dense forest
It creaks under the runner;
The hairy horse is in a hurry and running.The horse is carrying wood,
And in the logs there is a man,
He cut down our Christmas tree to the very root.And here she is, dressed up,
She came to us for the holiday,
And she brought a lot, a lot of joy to the kids.
New Year's ditties are funny, humorous, funny: words
On New Year's Eve there is no place without funny songs and ditties. Such musical creations lift your spirits. By the way, with these words you can go to your friends and neighbors to sow.
A sleigh rolls from afar,
The sleigh is rolling at full speed,
Santa Claus is a coachman with a mustache,
Snow fluff from under the sled.I hear the snow whispering,
Santa Claus is grumbling,
He freezes in the forest
I’m bringing him two hundred grams!I didn't tell you everything
And now I won’t say it.
Kissed Santa Claus
And I will refuse you!Hey snow, frost,
And I'm a spirited girl
The snowman gave birth,
And I can’t believe it myself.New Year - all toasts
And a crappy gimmick,
For eight days everyone goes to visit,
And a spruce tree grows in the apartment!Winter holiday - New Year,
There’s a round dance near the Christmas tree!
What you don't want
May it always come true!
Adults and children know
What always happens on New Year's Eve
All the garlands shine brightly,
Let the people have fun.Santa Claus came to visit us.
I drank and walked for about two hours.
And now our bones hurt
And my head is spinning.How we sang and danced
They remember everything with difficulty.
After all, in our living room
The real one was Madhouse.Dad is back as a goat
Of the guests, and I was so glad,
That I accidentally slipped
And fell face first into the salad.Uncle Kolya is excited
Suddenly I became a sweet tooth -
He threw jam at the ceiling,
I rubbed cream on the walls.Only mom didn't lose
Your reasonable, sober look -
Cleaned the floor with champagne
Eighteen times in a row...In the morning people will wake up,
And they will start a round dance.
We won't forget for a long time
Wonderful New Year holiday!
Words of New Year's ditties for adults
Initially, ditties were folk songs created to ridicule one’s friends or relatives. The purpose of such a work is not to offend a person, but to amuse him and gently point out mistakes. This is a kind of criticism.
New Year's ditties
Let's sing for you guys!
And of course we’ll have a bite,
And of course we’ll pour it!They trawled and felled the Christmas trees,
Needle cones,
New Year is just around the corner,
Pour one at a time!Me and the snow woman
Sex fantasy out.
And passers-by shout:
“What kind of disgrace?!”New Year in the cold
Europe celebrates.
My head split
It's a pity that your butt is freezing.Last New Year we ate
Wood alcohol
We had twins -
Both are pinocchio.It's already twelve o'clock,
I stand and cry.
It's half past five for me
And no other way.Like under the tree on New Year's
There was an action.
I had the Snow Maiden there,
Member of some faction.My brother and I scored
New Year's joint,
Look, they're drinking in the mirror -
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet.Celebrated New Year in the bathhouse
Thirty-three comrades.
Thirty-three TTs found
In the morning at the fire.Like Santa Claus
A fly settled in my throat.
Grandfather is sick and doesn’t drink,
So the fly is unlucky!Father Frost and Santa Claus
We went hugging each other.
All gifts were exchanged
For one bottle!Children in kindergarten
Lighted up the Christmas tree
But for twenty corpses
Vovochka was imprisoned.The Snow Maiden came to us,
But he can’t leave.
The general is lying on it,
And the colonel too!It's already eleven
The holiday is coming,
But it doesn’t come to me
Festive orgasm.Me last New Year
I gave my wife a notebook,
And my lovers
All are now dead.My wife is in bed
Like a freezer.
I put it in her bath
Powerful boiler!There were fireworks on New Year's Day
Drunk rocket men.
No, the Kremlin does not answer
On the answering machine.
Words of New Year's ditties for children
Ditties performed by children will delight adults and lift the spirits of everyone sitting at the table. Usually the lyrics are related to sleds, frost and a Christmas tree.
I sit on the sled
I'm boldly rolling down the hill,
Let it be white from the snow,
But how brave!Near the house, by the skating rink
I made a snowman
Made a nose out of a carrot
It turned out to be Santa Claus.Dad put me on a suit
Spider-Man.
I didn’t have time to look back -
I'm hanging from the ceiling.Mom and I decorated the Christmas tree,
And the flashlights were turned on.
There will be my Christmas tree
The most beautiful!In my kindergarten
We'll go to the matinee
And for Santa Claus
Let's sing a song together.I got up early today.
I immediately ran to the tree.
Thank you, Santa Claus,
What gifts did he bring me?Grandma made me a suit
Little white bunny,
I forgot to give you carrots
To a little boy.Happy New Year,
New Year's greetings!
I wish mom and dad
May they live to be a hundred years old!Santa Claus slept in bed,
He stood up, jingling his icicles:
Where are you, blizzards and blizzards?
Why don't you wake me up?I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play blind man's buff with you,
But I'm afraid to get drunk on tea -
The heat will melt me.Let any dreams be yours
They will come true, they will come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
Light up brightly.Everyone is making a snowman,
Mom is looking for Igor.
Where is my son? Where is he?
Rolled into a snowball.Frost with a white beard,
With a lush mustache,
Like a young boy,
Dancing with us.Look, Santa Claus,
Festive dressed.
He brought us gifts
Gingerbread cookies, sweets.There is noise and laughter in our hall,
The singing doesn't stop.
Our Christmas tree is the best!
There is no doubt about it.Children dance in circles
They clap their hands.
Hello hello.
New Year! You are so good!There's a flock of snowflakes outside the window,
He also leads a round dance.
Saying goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.
Words of New Year's ditties for school
Chastushki are small quatrains that are designed to lift the mood and warm up guests. Such funny songs will delight teachers and are suitable for a school New Year's party or matinee. The main characters of such funny ditties are schoolchildren and classmates.
Let's start singing ditties,
Please don't laugh.
There are a lot of people here,
We can be shy.There is a Christmas tree in the hall,
And there are toys on it.
We'll sing for you now
School ditties.You and I love winter,
We love skiing and skating.
Well, Sidorov Ivan
He only loves his sofa.Three bars of soap.
To wash the ink off your face.
And I came to the carnival -
Nobody recognized me.It was fun on the slide
Tanya, Petya and Egorka.
Only Masha didn’t skate
I was afraid to lose my briefcase!Fifth grader Nikolai
Stay at home, don't go out.
If you go for a walk
The baby won't be happy.
Words of New Year's ditties babka
Often, on New Year's Eve, cheerful companies stage real performances or stage children's fairy tales. For this you will need Baba Yaga's ditties.
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play,
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing, don't talk.
I was tipsy
And flew on a broom,
Even though I don’t believe it myself
These superstitions.
I walked along the forest side,
The devil followed me
I thought the man
What the hell is this.
I turned home
The devil is coming after me again
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil.
The most harmful of people
This is a villain storyteller,
What a skilled liar he is,
It's a shame it's not tasty.
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play,
Sing ditties, Grandma Yozhka,
Sing don't talk.
Cool New Year's ditties for parties and corporate events: words
New Year's Eve at work is a grandiose and fun event. Often all productions and performances begin with ditties. Usually the boss or employees become the heroes of such humorous songs. You can come up with your own lyrics depending on your field of activity.
People gathered around the table
Everyone is eating and drinking something.
We won’t sing ditties,
Until they pour it too!Our boss, Santa Claus,
I dressed up for a reason.
So that there are no questions,
That the Snow Maiden is fat!Oh, how cool it would be,
If only he became the Snow Maiden.
By order from the people,
He danced the rumba with us!Deputy, after the third,
He got brave, look.
Near the New Year tree,
He reads poetry to us!All employees are Snowflakes,
They scattered in all directions.
So that there is no hitch,
Let's drink quickly, gentlemen!Dressed up as a Snow Woman,
Either the Deputy, or the Head.
All you can hear is: “Hey! Don't paw!
Otherwise I’ll go over your head!This is who hisses at the Christmas tree
Why is she prickly?
These are last year's snakes
The machinations are explosive...All departments are familiar to us,
We are all a friendly family!
The Year of the Horse is coming,
Happy new happiness to you, friends!
New Year's ditties about animals according to horoscope signs: words
If you believe in horoscopes and believe that the stars determine your life, you can sing ditties about the signs of the zodiac.
Lips puffed up with Botex -
At least sew on the ties.
Tongue through these fetters
Aquarius muddies the waters.Our Aquarius is so friendly,
That is not spilled with water.
And, as usual with them,
Friendship flows for three.Cancer is strong in hindsight...
Borrow some money, dude?
Of course he’s happy to give a loan,
But I back away from the request.Like a real champion
Scorpio sharpens the sting.
It's no joke, on New Year's Eve
How to tease people?Taurus was very affectionate
Like a wolf among sheep.
Sucked from the dish at a glance
Two suckling pigs.Like the first young woman
You can't drink water from your face.
The second guy
You can drink water from your face.
Twins are so similar
Only... different fathers.I'm the boss! - the Lion barked at the fox,
Pinching the buttocks.
The king has something to be proud of -
Life under the heel of a lioness.Libra's cheeks are burning,
Libra looks scared:
Since the little one got into my soul,
So where does the underweight come from?The loach wagged its tail nicely
Before the Nativity Fast.
Like a fish in water -
In oil... in a frying pan.Vanya, don’t drink the swill!
You're sleeping in a puddle... you've had enough!
Look, we hit the banks
Capricorn horns.Thirty knights all night
They woke up the Tsar's daughter.
The sleeping princess thinks:
Am I a Virgo or not a Virgo?Something has jinxed Sagittarius -
Didn't knock the balls off my head.
Apparently, the hand trembled -
The eggs are still intact.From crazy applause
Cheeks are burning with a glow.
Thank God, in these verses
You didn't recognize yourself.
As you can see, there are a lot of options for New Year's ditties, but all of them are created in order to give a festive mood on New Year's Eve to children and adults.
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